Rave reviews for The Astronaut’s Apprentice!


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So far, our best-selling title is The Astronaut’s Apprentice by Philip Threadneedle. There are two sequels available through various outlets, and we’re pleased to report that the fourth title – which concludes the series – will come out in 2016 (date to be announced soon!).

We’re really proud that multiple schools have used The Astronaut’s Apprentice as a class text, and it turns out Philip has a load of letters and drawings that schoolchildren have sent to him. He recently let us take a look at it, and we wanted to share some reader comments from a school “across the pond”, in the US. All of the following are 100% genuine, and each quote is from a different child.

“I loved your book The Astronaut’s Apprentice. I loved how Bradley was adventurous and brave. I was frightened at first that the pirates had heads like sharks… I loved your book so much that I hope you come up with other great ones.”

“I would totally recommend The Astronaut’s Apprentice.”

“I loved the part in the book when… Bradley gets the pirate’s necklace and pushes him into space.”

“I really like your book. My favorite part was when Bradley’s pants almost fell off.”

“I liked the Astronaut’s Apprentice so much.”

“The book was great. My favorite part was when the pirates attacked the spaceship… one more thing that was funny was when the hatch was open and Bradley’s pajama pants were falling off.”

“I liked your book The Astronaut’s Apprentice. It was very funny.”

“I like your book. It really inspired me. You are really creative and you’re so good at this you are gonna be so famous… you are awesome.”

“I really liked The Astronaut’s Apprentice… some parts were really funny like his grandma was crazy… you are a great author.”

“I really truly loved your book.”

“I love your book so much… you are one of the first authors I like.”

“I loved the book it was so cool. I liked the part when he came to space in his PJs, it was funny.”

“You write incredible books. I was very excited for the end… it also got me sad… but it is OK because I am going to try to find your next book. Your book was great. Thank you very much for writing The Astronaut’s Apprentice.”

The target audience matters most, but we’re pleased to report that adults, too, have enjoyed this romp across the Solar System. When the book first came out, review site The Bookbag wrote “it’s laugh-out-loud funny in places. There’s more tension that Star Trek in others… the characters really come off the page and work their way under your skin.”  You can read the full four star review here.


Still rocking…

2014 was a quiet year for Falcon Berger books, but we’re still here and still rocking – working on (among other things) publishing the fourth and final instalment of Bradley and Grandpa’s adventures in space. We’ve also re-released our existing titles with improved cover stock, which has a lovely matte finish.

Between projects, the Falcon Berger elves entertained themselves by making some fiendishly difficult word puzzles, which are probably too difficult for our young readers. Kudos to anyone (regardless of age!) who can complete them.

Hopefully we will have more to blog about in 2015. A belated Happy New Year to all of you!

The Trumblebuggins: a book for getting boys to read?


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This evening, I was talking to some friends about the danger of young boys being “reluctant readers”. We were discussing children’s books over a beef and beetroot stew, lovingly (if somewhat messily) prepared by the Falcon Berger elves.

After the meal, one of my friends mentioned that she thought The Trumblebuggins – one of our earlier titles – was a good book for getting boys to read, due to the humour and subject matter (namely, naughty children and their hijinks at school).  The Trumblebuggins was our second title, very much in the same vein as Roald Dahl and David Walliams.  Uniquely for a Falcon Berger title, it has anarchic illustrations peppered throughout (drawn, in fact, by the same elves who put the stew together).

This seems like a good time to mention The Trumblebuggins, because the author – Harry Ladd – is putting the finishing touches to the manuscript for a sequel, called The Trumblebuggins Meet Their Match.

It occurred to me that we have a lovely website for the first book, where you can learn all about the terrible Trumblebuggins children – including newspaper cuttings and hair-raising school reports – which we haven’t previously linked to. If you’re interested and want to learn more, it’s right here.

To welcome in the New Year, an update from Philip Threadneedle


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Happy New Year everyone! Click here to read the latest from the blog of Philip Threadneedle. In this update, he talks about his latest book – the third in his series of space adventure stories – and a planned fourth instalment called Race to Planet Earth, which will conclude the riproaring adventure.

$0.99 e-book – must-have for Potter fans!


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Milton Strange and the Astral Projector, a must for Harry Potter fans

Well, we think it’s a must-have – but we might be biased. Still, for less than the price of a cheese sandwich, why not take a gamble?

Milton doesn’t know much about Castle Cryptic, but finds himself drawn there all the same.

He thinks it’s a summer camp for gifted children. Instead, it’s a world of spells and riddles, run by magicians who work to protect us all. Their allies include Sir Marmaduke Wax – who runs a secret library in Oxford – and the Knights of the Moonlit Chamber, who beam themselves through space and time using the radio telescopes at Jodrell Bank.

Becoming a junior researcher there, Milton spends much of his time in a dark projector room, viewing strange scenes from nowhere on Earth. At the same time, his friend Margaret learns how to talk to trees – and the trees talk back. They inform her of a heinous plot in another world, with dire consequences for our own. In the wake of this revelation, Milton and his new friends go up against sorcerers and saboteurs, hoping to avert disaster before it’s too late…

Milton Strange and the Astral Projector is now available for Kindle, at the recession-busting price of 99 cents.

New website!

We’ve been working on a new website which went live today, and we hope that you find it as stylish as we do! Check out falconberger.com to see the new design. We’ll soon be redirecting the old site to that one, and also (when we get chance) changing the layout and design of this WordPress blog to give us a more coherent web presence.

In other news, at the request of the author, we’ve made some very light changes to the text of The Astronaut’s Apprentice. Think of it as a sort of “1.5th Edition”. We’re hoping to get book three of that series to market in late August 2013.

On a similar note, I know that Harry Ladd has also been busy writing his sequel to The Trumblebuggins, but that will take longer to publish as it needs to be illustrated throughout.

That’s all for now. Hope you’re all well!

Important information about City of Meteors by Philip Threadneedle


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We’ve just realised that, due to an embarrassing admin error at Falcon Berger Towers, some copies of City of Meteors have been sold without the last minute corrections that were made during proof-reading.

The affected copies contain a small number of typos, and are missing a couple of last minute tweaks that the author wanted to make to the dialogue.

A surprising number of novels make it to press with errors (including books by big name authors!), but we’re obviously still annoyed with ourselves. Luckily, our books are print-on-demand titles, so it’s not like we printed hundreds of copies with the mistakes! City of Meteors is currently unavailable while we correct the errors and send new files to the printer.

If you want to check yours, have a look at page 161. Among other things, the affected copies have she goaned in annoyance rather than she groaned.

We strongly recommend you hold onto these copies, as they may be worth something one day!

Also, rest assured we will triple check book three in the series – which is called The Richest Man on Mars – before it goes to press later this year.

New covers for The Astronaut’s Apprentice!


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We’ve decided to bite the bullet. We’re taking the two Astronaut’s Apprentice books off the market for a short period, in order to re-release them with new and (we hope you’ll agree) improved covers. The turnaround is likely to be a couple of weeks.

For those who are interested, this is why. For starters, we do all our design work in house, and we think we’ve just improved a bit since 2010. When City of Meteors was being developed, we felt hamstrung by the fact that we had to match the established style of The Astronaut’s Apprentice. Part of the problem is, we wanted a different colour for each title, but suitable colours weren’t exactly jumping out at us. Because the elements (UFOs, asteroids, etc.) don’t have outlines – just a very light drop shadow – you have to find a shade that a) contrasts strongly enough with everything else, but b) is neutral enough not to clash horribly with anything, c) fits the muted theme of the series, and d) is actually a nice colour. It turns out that it’s surprisingly difficult to find colours like that, and the problem only got worse with The Richest Man on Mars. We got a provisional cover ready, but deep down we weren’t that happy with it.

The idea behind the original Astronaut’s Apprentice cover was to make it look like everything was a paper cutout (the end result didn’t quite match that vision, partly because we ended up with glossier stock than planned). We’ve decided to go for something completely different this time. So, without further ado – and bearing in mind that these might change when we see the proofs – here are the new covers for the series so far, including the forthcoming third book.

A new cover for The Astronaut's Apprentice

A new cover for City of Meteors

The cover for The Richest Man on Mars

The original covers are still available to view down the left hand side of this blog. What do you think? Are these the big improvement we hope they are…?

Milton Strange, and other plans for early 2013


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I’m going to keep this short – it’s nearly bedtime after all – but today is a very exciting day. I’m pleased to announce that the first quarter of 2013 will see the publication of Milton Strange and the Astral Projector, by first time author “Merlin” Mackinnon, as a lush Falcon Berger paperback. This is a fast-paced (but incredibly detailed) fantasy novel, set at a magical research facility on the coast of England.

The following image shows what the cover will probably look like. As with our previous book covers and illustrations, it was made using the brilliant – and free – Inkscape software.

Cover of Milton Strange and the Astral Projector

Cover may be changed before publication

The premise is that our world is one of many that make up the Multiverse. Of the others, some are friendly and some are hostile, but all can be seen and even visited using a magical invention called the Astral Projector.

That isn’t our only plan for 2013. A brand new space adventure for Bradley and Grandpa – book three of this growing series by Philip Threadneedle – is expected in late February. It’s called The Richest Man on Mars, and we think it’s the best one yet.

Lastly, we’re going to be releasing Kindle editions of our existing catalogue, starting with The Trumblebuggins by Harry Ladd.

That’s all for tonight. Hope you’re enjoying 2013!

Book review: BEAVER TOWERS by Nigel Hinton ★★★★★


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This is going to be a blast-from-the-past style review.

Originally, Beaver Towers was a trilogy of books published during the Eighties. We got Beaver Towers, The Witch’s Revenge, and Run to Beaver Towers – which, in a baffling act of rebranding, was later reprinted as the much duller-sounding Beaver Towers: The Dangerous Journey.

These books were very dear to me – among my all-time favourites, in fact – and over a decade later, Nigel Hinton added a fourth book to the series, which was called Beaver Towers: The Dark Dream (an even worse and more boring name, in my opinion, than The Dangerous Journey). I haven’t read that one, but I’m craving a re-read of the original three, and can feel an Amazon “quadruple whammy” coming on!

The subject of this review is the original novel, simply titled Beaver Towers. For me, it’s one of the very best fantasy novels for the under nines. It has all the elements you could hope for. Firstly, it has a brilliant “set-up”, transporting the hero (and the reader) from the real world to one of fantasy. Philip is flown across the sea by a dragon kite, which has been summoned by a quirky old beaver sorcerer called Mr Edgar. It may sound silly, but in the author’s capable hands – and bearing in mind the tender years of the target audience – it works almost as well as a certain more famous wardrobe!

The book also has talking animals (including the very hilarious Baby B) and a brilliant villain called Oyin. The story builds to a tense confrontation, which thrilled me as a child and is bound to thrill children today. It’s just over a hundred pages long, so even reluctant readers may get drawn in and manage to finish it.

It’s brilliant to see that these books are still in print. Recommended!